Archive for April, 2007

A day to remember… or forget.

April 8, 2007 5:02 pm

It depends on which way you look at it folks.

I will remember this day because it was most likely the foulest conditions I’ve ever ridden and entire race in. Keep in mind that I spent the better part of 5 seasons racing in Belgium… Now, I’ve been in worse storms (there’s nothing quite like a Northern European hail storm), but they came and went quickly and I didn’t have to start and race most of the day in it. All in all, the U.S. Open Cycling Championships had crummy conditions to say the least. Also, I will forget this day because it really didn’t go to swell for me. Combine less than stellar legs, with a seatpost that slipped a centimeter and a half, and top it off with the weather, and I think you get the right combination for a DNF. So, as some will rememebr this day, I have already begun my best to forget it.

Now, on to the good stuff…

For starters, and to clarify something, “yes”, it was that cold. Very cold… You see, last Thursday I was pouring my water bottles on myself to stay cool in the Arizona sun, and by Saturday… well, I was shivering and racing in snow.

Allow me to explain in further detail. I woke up in Richmond, Virginia, Saturday morning at 4:45 a.m. I peaked out the window and low and behold, SNOW!

Sweet… actually, not so sweet. The weather man had warned us…

Knowing this had “Epic Day” written all over it, I brought along my digital camera to get you folks some footage of the day.

Here’s a bit of the action…

For the very early morning van ride to the start line in Williamsburg, I sat next to Jeff Hopkins. Here’s what he had to say about the day:

As I turned to my right, and glanced out the window, here’s what I saw:

Lovely……

When we got to the race, and saw the weather, and heard about the hour and twenty minute delay, here’s what Hoppy had to say about it:

These bikes had seen better days:

By the way… the race was delayed nearly an hour and a half due to the weather. It was so cold outside that I decided I would need some extra help so I tried to find plastic bags and anything else waterproof or windproof to make some clothing accessories with. I feared that I would be the only geek on the start line with rubber surgical gloves on… but to my surprise, maybe half the peloton had them on too. They keep your hands dry and they’re also windproof. You should have seen how many rubber gloves there were littering the streets of the finishing circuit (when it gets warmer, you pull them off and toss ‘em). I also employed my old Belgian trick of putting plastic bags over my shoes but under my shoe covers. This allows your feet to stay dry and warm without having to wear big heavy thermal shoe covers. And again, to my surprise, I saw many riders with bits of plastic bags creeping out from underneath their shoe covers.

And finally, here’s another video of Hoppy and a few neat cold weather clothing ideas he had:

Alright folks, there you have it… a handful of videos from the US Open Cycling Championships. All in all, a very solid and tough race. Hopefully, everything works out and the event is around for years to come. Although, it may be many years before we see epic conditions like this again.

Talk to you later.

I heart snow.

April 7, 2007 1:21 am

It’s 4:45 a.m. and I just woke up in Richmond, Virginia. Rise and shine… it’s a 8:00 a.m. start time with a one hour transfer to the start line in Williamsburg.

Oh yeah, it’s snowing outside.

Well… not real snow to all you cold weather high mountain and East Coast buffs reading this… More like wet snow or snow flurries.

But… to this Phoenician desert rat… who’s been training in above 90 degree weather for the past few weeks and getting sun burns… it’s real freaking snow.

Actually, in the past 15 minutes, in my head I’ve designed all sorts of new waterproof cycling clothes out of plastic garbage bags, sandwich bags, and anything else I thought might be waterproof. I expect the clothing that I brought to stand up to the elements, but then again… when was the last time I rode around in snow, or wet snow flurries? Maybe I’ll get to test out my Kroger brand plastic toe warmers? Who knows…

Take care and stay warm. Or if you’re in Phoenix… go sit on the back porch and enjoy the warmth. I sure won’t be.

Man, I was quite chatty considering it’s not even 5:00 a.m. ………

See you later.

Call to arms my fellow brethren.

April 5, 2007 5:02 am

Alright my fellow cycling enthusiasts… listen up… this is crucial.

The US Open Cycling Championships is scheduled to be televised on NBC this coming Saturday the 7th… for a WHOPPING TWO AND A HALF HOURS.

Yes, that’s NBC. The Big Kahuna himself. Like the channel that used to show “Will and Grace” and “Friends”, and now shows “Law and Order” and “The Apprentice”… and “Days of our Lives” for all the soap heads out there.

What makes this especially cool is the fact that this is a domestic US race and not the Tour de France or some European Classic… or some dumb Discovery Channel “Race to Replace” program.

Nope. This is a first year event that starts in historic Williamsburg, Virgina… and races to Richmond, Virginia, where a finishing circuit awaits… complete with cobbles.

Now folks, it’s sounds to me like it has potential. But in order for it to get the proper ratings it needs to survive and live to see another year… YOU, yeah YOU, need to watch it.

We can piss and moan all we want about the lack of cycling coverage in America… but when we get the opportunity to actually see a race, on domestic soil, broadcasted on NATIONAL NETWORK TELEVISION in the middle of the day… well folks, we better watch it. That Lance fellow is long since retired, and we must start doing things to help ourselves out. This sports just not going to get bigger on it’s own, you know.

To make it even easier, and provide you with one less excuse as to why you didn’t watch the race, I have listed below the broadcasting times based upon your time zone. If you don’t know your time zone… first slap yourself, then click here.

11:30am to 2:00pm - Pacific (That means all you Arizonans out there…)
12:30pm to 3:00pm - Mountain
1:30pm to 4:00pm - Central
2:30pm to 5:00pm - Eastern

(Please also check your local listings for the airtime… just in case in trying to help out, I was actually a doofus and mis-published the airtimes… stranger things have happened. I cannot be held liable for being a doofus.)

Now flock by the bundles to your nearest couch, sofa, recliner, or love seat, and plant your hinney firmly in that seat, remote in one hand, cold beverage in the other, and prepare yourself and that seat for the finest ass groove its ever seen.

Thank you.

An odd new name in the game…

April 3, 2007 6:23 am

Did anybody happen to catch a wiff of this?

It didn’t make the biggest news, but none the less, made an appearance on Velonews.com.

Click here to see what I mean.

Jeez… What an odd couple? This just spurs an endless bout of thoughts, jokes, comments, and ideas in my head.

How about you?

Later.