Want to ride like a pro?
March 26, 2007 11:28 amHi folks,
Boy do I have a treat for you today…
Does anyone out there want to ride like a pro? Do you want to know the secret to a true pro’s success? Do you want to get pumped up and get that big result that’ll push your career to the next level so that you can make enough money to move out of your parents basement?
Well, if you answered “yes” to any of those questions than the following video will spill the beans on pro cycling and what it takes to ride like a true professional.
Click “play” and find out the true secret as revealed by my teammate Neil “Lavernen” Shirley…
Yes… it’s Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Oh yeah, by the way… please mail me three payments of $19.95 for telling you the true secret of becoming a professional cyclist. Thanks!
In other news… a quick Redlands update… Let’s see… where to start? Redlands was a complete mess… On the plus side, I think I won’t get a respiratory illness from the Redlands pollution like I did last year… My teammate Cesar broke a bone in his forearm and seperated his shoulder… and I also got some website props from Karen, Phil Zajicek’s girlfriend. Also, Phil was awarded the Maillot Rouge, for the first red head across the line… I however didn’t ride fast enough to receive any type of special jersey.
Also, due to popular demand, here’s another picture of me bringing sexy back with my fabulous sandy brown… uh, er… I mean reddish colored moustache.
Take care, we’ll talk again soon.
6 Responses to “Want to ride like a pro?”
Austin,
Solid ride in Redlands! The stash is nasty man. Stay away from the playgrounds, you look like a kid toucher with facial hair. By the way, I am coming down with the Redlands funk.
Have you ever wondered what the post office does with the un-deliverable porn magazines? Set it up bro, it will make your little bed more comfortable.
Hey Shirvo…
Fear the Redlands funk man. Last year, it nailed me for a good week with a dandy little respiratory hack.
You know Shirvo… maybe I’ll have to retire the stache forever. I fear that it’s not getting the warmest of receptions… And this RenoRyan guy wants me to find porn magazines at the post office and make a bed out of it… hm… all because of my moustache. That’s just not good for anybody…
I don’t like treats, especially not from red-headed vikings..Keep your goodies to yourself King!
Austin,
I like the stach man - It would take me 3 years to get a stach like that.
Just watch out for a Dirty Sanchez…
FH
I just threw up in my mouth.
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