26 years ago to this very day, at 4 in the morning, I decided I had had enough of that womb without a view…

If you want to know what being 26 feels like…

just a bit older than 25.

Today, on my Birthday, I’m going to do a long, hard ride to Payson. Then I’m heading out with Suzanne to get sushi for dinner. Then I’m going to eat the birthday cake she made me. Seriously, I’m going to eat the entire thing. Believe that.

I’ll probably finish the day off with with some browsing of E-Bay for new Scout parts. Maybe I’ll hit up CraigsList and see if there’s any new goodies there. I want to buy a mid 50’s Chevy Belair… and a 30’s Model A… and a mid 50’s Thunderbird… and a 60’s International Harvester… and a GTO, Mustang, Camaro or some other type of muscle car.

I’m a dreamer and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

That’s my Birthday right there folks.

Now the good stuff… Did anyone see American Idol last night? Seriously, they’re totally using retarded kids for better ratings. I can totally see it now…

As the short bus gingerly pulls up in front of the audition building, the door slowly opens to release the ecstatic newfound auditioners upon the televised world… Unaware of the viewing carnage and laughter deviously planned for them by the producers and the kind folks behind the scene at the FOX network… as one-by-one the young people step off fully believing today is the day their destiny will be reached and they’ll become America’s newest Idol…

Just watch it.

Bye.

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