Alright people lets pool our money, I’ve found a real gem for us to buy…

Today I was wrapping up my rest week with a one hour crystal crank session on the old war chariot when I rolled up on a real fine property. I was cruising through Phoenix’s exclusive Biltmore neighborhood when I saw a “For Sale” sign…

It was enough for me to do a double take.

“Did that –( insert your favorite word of choice )– sign say 20 million bucks?”, I thought.

I pulled a U-turn and…drum roll please.. yes, it did. Again I swore out loud. It seemed like the natural thing to do.

I kept riding and began to think that the sign was rather ballsy. As if people didn’t already know that your house in the Biltmore Estates was going to cost a pretty penny, you had to actually slap the sticker price right up on the sign for everyone to see. Do you think they even keep the “$20,000,000″ sign in stock? Or was it a special order sign? I might call the number and ask how much the place costs… just for grins and giggles. I also might ask something silly like how many air conditioners it has. If it has anything less than 5, I’ll tell them I’m not interested.

See for yourself folks:

But fact of the matter is I’m really interested in this place. So lets pool our money and get this thing taken care of. We’ll all live there together and perhaps even call it Valhalla and dress like Vikings and do Viking things when we’re not training. Just a thought… I can sell a couple jersey’s on E-Bay and pull together a few hundred or so dollars. You people will need to help pick up the slack. We’ll probably need somewhere around $19,999,800.00 more.

Go out tonight and have yourself a wonderful New Year’s. We’ll worry about this in a few days when the headache and beer poops wear off. This place is going nowhere anytime soon.

Be safe tonight, the crazies will be out in full force.

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