Well I hope that everyone had a nice Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Tom Cruise Scientology Day.

As for me, I had a very nice Christmas as Santa hit the nail right on the head…

Check out these:

Suzanne, I mean Santa, got me this rare original Led Zeppelin poster. It was printed for a Zeppelin show at San Francisco’s legendary Fillmore West. The artist, Randy Tuten, was tired of seeing Led Zeppelin using blimps everywhere, so… he put an avocado on the poster. When all else fails… use the avocado. Write that down.

And check this monster out:

My two prized signed albums, Led Zeppelin’s “IV” and The Grateful Dead’s “American Beauty”, are now framed courtesy of Santa himself. I can now stop holding my breath. Those two albums are fully signed by all of the bands original members appearing on the albums. Quite rare and very hard to find fully authentic signatures and not scribbled on names in crayon by some fat, hairy man in New jersey.

Alright, enough Santa talk.

Now on to a more serious discussion… some of you people were a bit too excited to see some Hasselhoff posted on my site. So excited in fact, that I got e-mails and comments about The Hoff. Some thought it was funny, some a bit disturbing, but some, well they may have actually kind of liked it. Well… it worried me.

But, I care for my reader’s well being and no reader of mine should ever suffer through withdrawal… Not as long as I call myself the Webmaster. Yeah, you know right where this is going.

So, I contacted my friend Google… and typed in a few choice words… and then I hit search.

And then it appeared… in all it’s, uh, um, gloriousness?

Ah hell, enough babble, just scroll down and see for yourself…

That poor poor dog. He would never bark the same.

Damnitt…

I don’t know where to go from here. I’m kind of shaken up. I’m just going to go for now.

Folks, please, no more requests for The Hoff. Please. I beg of you. This needs to be a Hasselhoff free site.

Please, stop the insanity.

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