by: Mike Dietrich
We have been together for some time now, years to be exact. Oh how I love your green leafy goodness and good iron content which along with good ol’ meat keeps me un-anaemic. How good do you taste with caesar dressing and garlic buttered croutons, and along with a yogurt your provide me with yummy nutrients before I cook. But now you have gone and tried to make me sick, HOW DARE YOU! It has been a week since I have bitten your tiny leaves of love, but I already miss you. I forgive you, just come back to me, I miss you my love.
So my L.A trip was awesome! Here are some things I learned
1. Bentleys are sold in Beverly Hills buy one get one free (bogo)
2. Boobies are sold buy one get one free (bogo)
3. If you are tall, skinny, somewhat good looking, and straight dont walk past the bars in west hollywood after they close.
4. Getting your car towed in the asian area of LA will cost you $263
5. If your car is small enough, you can steal it back from the impound lot by driving it under the chain.
6. Impound lots dont like it when you resteal your car back.
7. Regardless if you manage to get your car out of the impound lot you will inevitably have to pay $263 no matter how funny it was.
8. Wheat thins are making me fat.
