My CSC Invitational crash video has almost 800 views……….sweet. I’m aiming for 1,000.

Haven’t seen it yet? Like to see it again? Scroll down a bit to “CSC Invitational Crash Video”, hit play and marvel at the spectacle caught on film.

I’ve hit hour 3 of a 4 hour lay over and I think I’m cracking……..No amount of candy will save me now. Well, maybe candy, a McDonalds milk shake and the new People’s magazine with pictures of Brangelina’s new baby Shiloh. Who names a kid Shiloh anyways? It looks to much like “Silo”…….and that’s way too farm-ish for the modern Beverly Hills Family. I think I’m going to name my kid Trough or Pigglet. Maybe even Tractor? Tractor King. I kind of like it.

Well, I’ve exhausted all my available airport resources and now I’m just coasting in on fumes. You can only go up and down the moving walkway’s so many times before it loses it’s luster. My flight just got delayed another 30 minutes which is beyond fantastic. Currently I’m watching a possibly drunken, little Asian woman argue with the lady at the Continental check-in desk. It’s pretty amusing. I think the Continental ladies gonna smash her if she keeps it up. That’s what I’m hoping for……. I’ll try and get it on video…….Neil just called me, he’s been sitting out on the runway for an hour and a half now. Talk about wanting to smash someone! They’re saying there’s weather problems. Looks fine to me as I gaze out the window. Hopefully I don’t sit out there for an hour and a half too. I might just have to smash someone as well. If I do, I’ll make sure to get it on video. At least it’ll get me some page views.

Page views are so hot right now.

Cheers.

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