WWW.AKINGSLIFE.COM……….Where We Take Your Unhappy Comments Really Really Really Ridicously Serious.

April 29, 2006 12:49 pm

As some of you may know, yesterday AKINGSLIFE.COM received it’s first unhappy comment (please reference “To The Drunken Man….”) in it’s 46 day existence. For the record, AKINGSLIFE.COM, it’s employee’s and affiliates take these “fairness” allegations very very seriously as moral fiber an integrity are the foundation of our crusade into the big unknown commonly referred to as “LIFE”. AKINGSLIFE.COM appreciates the support and concern received during this trying time and continues to value and appreciate it’s loyal fan base. Without the fans, this would simply be a computer screen of organized letters forming nothing more than incoherent babble with the relevance of a tall warm glass of air. At the current moment, AKINGSLIFE.COM President and CEO, Austin King is contesting the Athens Twilight Criterium and is unavailable for comment. In a brief statement, he did however say “Dear fans and cycling enthusuiasts, untill we can get these matters resolved, please do not attempt to give me or any of the other cyclists at the Athens Twilight Criterium a “push”. Not only would that not be fair to the other racers, but you’ll probably get run over as well.”

A thorough investigation of this matter is under way. Please stay tuned to WWW.AKINGSLIFE.COM for the most current information regarding The Unhappy Comment………..

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