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April 25, 2006 5:37 am
Another light day…….
Later this afternoon, I’m heading out to a local Athens elementary school to chat with some kids about cycling. My agenda will include 2 things absolutely necessary for the blossoming of their sporting abilities……
1. I’m going to recommend they all start dieting now in an attempt to one day be the size of Danielson or that Janez Brajkovic guy who had the Best Young Riders jersey. Many will confirm that this young man was the ultimate specimen of littleness.
2. I’ll also recommend that the 4th-6th graders drop out now. They’re not getting any younger you know….. If they want to be the next Tom Boonen, they must buy a ticket to Flanders RIGHT NOW and prep themselves for wheel to wheel combat with strong and angry Vlaamse man. As for the K-3rd graders, they’ll still need to remain in school to mature a bit more and gain fundamental skills such as reading and writting before attempting to cross the pond.
Guys, I’ve got a good feeling about this talk…….. I’ll keep you posted.
