Austin King’s Chronicles From Across the Pond

Ah yes, the Belgian Blunder. Allow me to shed some light on this frequently occurring phenomenon. You see, everyone new to Belgium is vulnerable. It’s really only a matter of time before it sneaks up behind you. You really have little to no choice. At some point or another you’ll slip. Maybe just a little slip or maybe just a trip. But sometimes it can be one hell of a stumble. Maybe the language is to blame, the weather, the map. What is that you say? You went to McDonalds and took a number two in the ladies restroom. We’ll that’s a Belgian Blunder. What is that? You got lost training and ended up on the other side of Brussels and back with a 9 hour ride. We’ll that’s a pretty impressive Belgian Blunder. But you see ladies and gentlemen, today I heard the greatest Belgian Blunder of all time. The Blunder legends are made of. The Belgian Blunder that will forever go down in history belongs to one of our new guys, Bennet. Well it appears that Bennet’s favorite breakfast cereal of choice was not really cereal. No, it actually wasn’t even close to being cereal. You see, Bennet’s been eating dog food for breakfast. Yes, dog food. But wait it gets better. Bennet’s been eating dog food for breakfast for about three weeks now. That’s just plain awesome. Probably the greatest thing about it is the cat and dog on the cover of the bag. The dogs wearing a chef’s hat and has silverware in his paws. It really doesn’t get much better than that. So Bennet, as the current holder of the World’s Most Greatest Belgian Blunder, I salute you.

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